About Me

About Me

 About Me: 

*Stands tall and reaches out a hand* my name is Malachi Gibson, but you can call me just about anything you want.

My weirdest nickname is probably Cinnamon Sticks... or Mark. 

Last time I danced, I dropped a girl on her face. 

I accidentally just crashed the tractor (radiator or something is kapoot, so nothing much). 

I ran over my boss's fence with a tractor. 

When I was coaching 3-4-year-olds in soccer, I kinda hit a mom in the face…. 

I have worked with people named: Taco, Jesus, Yonder Falcon (yeah, no kidding), Dawn, Daisy, Ray, Angel, three angels; Michael, Uriel, and Gabriel. 

I was coached by an international player, an English professional player, and a college coach (in soccer). 

I got kicked out of a guitar class (well, a parent kicked me out). 

I have a habit of walking into crossbars, light poles, and doorways.

I have discovered that the best tool for finding furniture in the dark is my shins. 

I follow the Old Testament laws and believe firmly in the Messiah. 

I may be able to beat you at chess. 

I can’t draw anything better than a stickfigure. 

I am a flat earther! So beware! 

I work a full-time job on a farm. 

I had to pick up 87 dead chickens on Friday…. that was probably the grossest thing I have ever done. 

I’ve never broken a bone. 

Well, that’s about everything about me. 

-Malachi-